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Today, my dormant eczema decided to come back with a vengeance - on my scrotum. I work in an open office and can't scratch unless I repeatedly run into the restroom. FML

#20058701
96 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 10:06am - health - by needtoscratch (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

#19555079
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On 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

#61
45 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML

#6065212
35 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 12:17am - intimacy - by frustrated (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

#20082065
83 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 12:22pm - misc - by hopelesscollegestudent - Canada

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

#60521
66 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML

#19731435
124 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 6:13am - love - by Ladycakes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my "hysterical" badge picture to cheer her up. FML

#19025712
34 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 10:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML

#20142410
78 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

#1499
24 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the boy I like finally acknowledged me. He came up to me and uttered two words: "Nice pooper." FML

#9097770
127 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 5:14am - intimacy - by shygurl434 - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML

#19288997
38 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by fuck the fucking cops (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

#20133872
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18880) - you deserved it (2669)

On 10/26/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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