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Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML

#20399685
48 comments

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On 12/14/2012 at 6:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

#4127495
94 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

#1168
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16207) - you deserved it (2100)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by marlow - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML

#8733568
149 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by Ben - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

#1633
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16196) - you deserved it (1847)

On 01/18/2009 at 4:50pm - animals - by dirtyfoot - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

#18881874
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16184) - you deserved it (27917)

On 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by needanewphone - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

#19378087
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16181) - you deserved it (9206)

On 03/30/2012 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML

#20525332
100 comments

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On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

#2431161
151 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by eayers2689 (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, as I left work for the parking lot, I noticed two full trashbags duct-taped to my car. They were marked as my property. According to the note left on my windshield, my ex-roommate thought he'd be kind enough to bring my things to me to save me the trip. FML

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

#14598799
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16173) - you deserved it (62698)

On 01/16/2011 at 5:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML

#903514
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16171) - you deserved it (44789)

On 04/10/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)



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