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The illustrated FMLs

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

By loser. / Saturday 20 March 2010 06:23 / Canada
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By  MoobyTheCow  |  2

So let me get this straight: You feel the need to tell us that you dove "perfectly," indicating that you're a prima donna. Then, because you're a prima donna, you made a big show of splashing around in the water and freaking out like you were drowning instead of just blushing and looking around like a normal person. Then, when someone jumped in to rescue you, you continued to cry and panic instead of snapping back to reality and telling the person you were ok, and didn't think to stop even as he started dragging you back to the side of the pool? How did you not deserve it?

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  Physcomerk  |  0

ydi for bein a women and not cookin mi somethin to eat and leavin the kitchen!

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  RevengeOnYou  |  0

Phycomerk You cant even spell 'me' or Physco. Wth is that? Do you mean Psycho? Get it straight you moron. And fuck off, nobody cares about that you think women should be in the kitchen. Get off your lazy ass and go COOK for yourself.

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  Kitkat906  |  0

So are you saying that all women are supposed to do is cook? Because if you are, may I know your address so I can show you exactaly how strong women can be (and how much smarter).

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  goatfeathers  |  1

"The girl emerged from the water, dripping and naked from the waist down. upon seeing this the guy tore off his swim trunks... and the rest is history." Well, I gave it a shot.

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  seanreddog  |  4

I'm thinking the oposite in that maybe she has no ass thus allowing it to fall off so easilly athough she may have been so fat she stretched and ripped it

By  lucidlucia  |  0

ydi for not buying a swimsuit that actually fits you.

By  KurouTenshi  |  0

are the two of you of age? cause this sounds like the intro to a really epic Porno. you, half naked from your dive. him, hung from staring at barely clothed barely legal bitches all day. as the sun sets, he takes you. and after he finishes, you spit out the water and finally come to.

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