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Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

#316205
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23828) - you deserved it (193679)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by like - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
154 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

#20135128
125 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 3:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

#19467160
97 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 3:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

#19812201
93 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet was working. I got my answer when my panties fell down around my ankles. FML

#14719837
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23821) - you deserved it (7290)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

#21450786
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23825) - you deserved it (2119)

On 08/02/2015 at 7:39am - kids - by Wlanla (man) - Romania (Bacau)

Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML

#21451761
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23827) - you deserved it (1549)

On 08/04/2015 at 1:02pm - work - by Mmorgan771 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

#19896420
65 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 6:15pm - misc - by Oh dear (woman) - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines (Saint George)

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

#20067181
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23820) - you deserved it (2680)

On 09/11/2012 at 2:11am - misc - by PissedbythePiper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML

#19949441
135 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 9:54am - health - by Anonymous - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML

#21386014
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23816) - you deserved it (1872)

On 04/01/2015 at 6:09pm - misc - by ThirteenThirteen (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

#21447549
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23816) - you deserved it (5304)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm - love - by rissa5214 - United States (Wisconsin)



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