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Today... I was gatting raady for a party and accidantally knockad my blandar off tha countar. Aftar taking a half an hour to claan up all tha glass... I want upstair to gat tha spara blandar I kaap in tha closat. I trippad... and broka tha blandar. I just appliad for a waitrassing job. FML
Today, I Diagnosed A Patient With A Spastic Colon!! For Some Reason, The Term ( Spastic Colon ) Has Always Amused Me, And I Burst Into Uncontrollable Laughter As I Said It!! By The Time I Managed To Stop Laughing, Eyes Were Watering And Patient Was Visibly Angry!! FML
Today... I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process... the grease in the pan got too hot an caught fire. We endd up having to call the fire department. FML
my boss trew out te report I wrote 4 te board of directors. He said tat if it were legal , e'd smas me in te balls wit a brick 4 using Comic Sans. I ad to do te wole ting again in anoter font wit coworkers snickering at me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015