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Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML

#19966487
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19844) - you deserved it (1659)

On 07/21/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, whilst celebrating my birthday with my friends and family, I met a girl at the bar who seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after my mother whispered in her ear "If you go home with my son make sure he wears a condom." FML

#5889966
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19844) - you deserved it (2452)

On 10/19/2009 at 12:32am - intimacy - by Joe (man) - Cambodia (Phnum Penh)

Today, while feeling sick, I decided to go to a furniture store to sit down for a few minutes. I'm now the proud owner of an expensive, vomit-stained recliner. FML

Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML

#2174
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19841) - you deserved it (3488)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:22am - health - by radiant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML

#19810055
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19839) - you deserved it (1845)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:31pm - misc - by ducklover1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently my nose hair scares him. FML

#19238495
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19832) - you deserved it (12116)

On 03/08/2012 at 9:30am - love - by hairy (woman) - Serbia

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19832) - you deserved it (9727)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

#8989012
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19830) - you deserved it (2268)

On 03/11/2010 at 12:30am - animals - by stuckathome (man) - United States

Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML

#19098122
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19831) - you deserved it (2077)

On 02/17/2012 at 1:22am - work - by Christinemh329 - United States

Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML

#7925072
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19827) - you deserved it (2961)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:25am - health - by aurorason - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

#1701817
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19827) - you deserved it (65361)

On 05/06/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by schmoodles - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

#11892706
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19827) - you deserved it (61523)

On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States



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