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Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML

#20910594
116 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 3:37am - work - by bitch (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my university flatmates arrived early for Freshers Week, and had a party which involved the place being trashed. I'm going to lose some of my deposit for damage caused before I even arrived. FML

#17759197
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22959) - you deserved it (2003)

On 09/16/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Authentik8 (man) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
139 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML

#8586594
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22957) - you deserved it (6820)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:48am - intimacy - by jasmine - United States

Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML

#13455982
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22956) - you deserved it (8762)

On 10/15/2010 at 4:33am - misc - by fmlforreal - Singapore

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

#8861127
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22955) - you deserved it (7990)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by Lost... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my boyfriend to my family's traditional late Thanksgiving dinner. While eating, my mom brought up celebrity infidelity. My grandpa ended up looking me in the eye and saying, "Look Angie, sometimes what a man has just isn't enough. When that happens, cheating is forgiveable." FML

#18369029
75 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 6:45pm - love - by angie429 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML

#19528006
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22954) - you deserved it (1913)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

#8169193
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22953) - you deserved it (19466)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML

#19670300
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22953) - you deserved it (2629)

On 05/23/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML

#20801095
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22951) - you deserved it (47821)

On 07/24/2013 at 12:05pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML

#13657321
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22950) - you deserved it (9072)

On 10/31/2010 at 12:06am - work - by Disappointed - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML

#21444629
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22950) - you deserved it (1870)

On 07/20/2015 at 6:01pm - misc - by I did them anyway (woman) - New Zealand



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