FML : Your everyday life stories

The most agreed on FMLs The most commented on FMLs The most favorited

The top of the day The top of the week The top of the month The top of the year The all-time greatest FMLs

7,000 Women Surveyed And The Results Are In: Husbands Cause Women More Stress Than Their Children

The average new family has two kids and a baby. And by baby, we mean the husband. FML.

By Nadine - / Monday 5 March 2018 22:00 /

Bride Causes Huge Car Crash Due To Drunk Driving On The Way To Her Wedding

This bride gave "Wedding Crashers" a whole new meaning. FML for the hubby-to-be.

By Nadine - / Tuesday 13 March 2018 22:00 / France - Capinghem

Here Are 12 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!

The moment you've all been waiting for has arrived. People are stepping up their game and leaving funny comments left and right, and...

By nadine - / Saturday 24 March 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

This Text Scammer Gets Schooled In The Best Way Possible

You mean I won a free resort stay, valued up to $3,000 if I just pay $200 up front!? Break out the major credit card or pre-paid visa...

By Nadine - / Thursday 12 April 2018 22:00 /

Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

By nadine - / Friday 20 April 2018 17:30 /

BLOG

Everything you need to know about the big app update!

By Cali / Friday 11 August 2017 16:12

If you're an FML app user, it's time to update! If you're not, what are you waiting for? An explanation of the benefits? Coming right...

BLOG

This Summer's Big Treasure Hunt on FML is far from over. Have you played it? What are you waiting for?

By Alan / Friday 28 July 2017 14:10

The size of the map in FML's Treasure Hunt has just doubled in size! This means you'll be more likely to stumble upon treasure, bringing...

This Week's Top Ten Comments

Y'all clever cats comment on some pesky 3-year-olds, jacked-up redneck douche-mobiles, and more in this week's comment countdown!

By Nina - / Monday 17 April 2017 11:35 /

FML World Tour

Let's get international up in hurr.

By Nina - / Tuesday 2 May 2017 19:00 / France - Mouvaux

The FML Quiz: Sibling Edition

Love them or hate them, we're stuck with them for life. See how many sibling-related FMLs you can figure out this week!

By Cali - / Wednesday 31 May 2017 16:15 / France - Paris

20 Reasons Why Mojitos Are The Perfect Solution To A Shitty Day

Is life kicking you in the balls? Break out the Bacardi and get over it with the ultimate anti-FML elixir on National Mojito Day!

By Nina - / Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:00 /

Close Encounters of the FML Kind.

Alienz, man. They've come for us.

By Nina - / Sunday 21 May 2017 19:00 /

10 Crazy Hangover Stories

Yesterday was International Beer Day... Does that make today International Hangover day? FML for all of us!

By Cali - / Saturday 5 August 2017 21:30 / France - Issy-les-moulineaux

FML Oh La La

Come with me on a trip to France to see how they do FML on the other side of the Atlantic!

By Nina - / Tuesday 4 July 2017 08:38 / United States - Burlingame

Summer's here and the time is right for… 10 FMLs about Summer!

You should be dancing in the street, but no, your Summer is going from bad to worse. Here's a selection of FMLs from the past that...

By Alan - / Thursday 13 July 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

Is This the Name of a Cheese, or Just a Cheesy Band Name?

You know you chose the name of your band poorly if it’s easily mistaken for a cheese. Fact: cheese is stinky, so if you fall into...

By Nina - / Saturday 2 September 2017 18:30 /

Everything you need to know about the big app update!

If you're an FML app user, it's time to update! If you're not, what are you waiting for? An explanation of the benefits? Coming right...

By Cali - / Friday 11 August 2017 16:07 /

Game of Thrones S07E04 : a round-up of last night's 16 best reactions!

The fourth episode of season 7 was on last night. FML for you if you didn't see it because here comes some spoilers. Maybe. We like...

By Alan - / Monday 7 August 2017 16:00 /

The "What's Happening?" of FML this week

In this new weekly section, you'll get the scoop on everything FML, like what's going on, what's coming up, and what we're wearing....

By Alan - / Monday 27 February 2017 16:47 / France - Paris

Here Are This Week's 10 Best Comments!

In this week’s comment countdown, we’ve got gross insects, beautiful poetry, and as always, some witty wordplay. Come check them out...

By Nina - / Friday 4 August 2017 16:00 / France - Paris

Happy birthday !

JohnnyPhoenix31

See all birthdays

FML

FML: Uncensored

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...

2

Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...

3

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....

4

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...

See the top FMLs

See all FML photos

Spicy

Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your...

Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Spicy FMLs