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Here Are 11 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!

By Nadine - / Saturday 5 May 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

It's Towel Day! And We're Taking That Literally, So Here Are 17 FMLs About Towels!

We know that it's a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy thing, but believe it or not, there are FML-a-plenty about towels. See for yourself...

By Nadine - / Friday 25 May 2018 17:30 /

Here Are This Week's 12 Funniest Comments!

You came, you wrote, we read, we documented. FML for us all.

By Nadine - / Saturday 2 June 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

This Jamaican Lottery Winner Hid Her Identity With An Emoji Mask And It's Both Brilliant And Hilarious

Winning the lottery is pretty much only great news... but for a lot of winners, the aftermath can be a huge FML.

By nadine - / Monday 11 June 2018 22:00 / France - Paris

Little Kids Are Getting Busted For Running Lemonade Stands Without Permits... Because Crime Doesn't Pay

When you to the crime, you do the time.

By Nadine - / Tuesday 19 June 2018 22:00 / France - Paris

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Everything you need to know about the big app update!

By Cali / Friday 11 August 2017 16:12

If you're an FML app user, it's time to update! If you're not, what are you waiting for? An explanation of the benefits? Coming right...

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This Summer's Big Treasure Hunt on FML is far from over. Have you played it? What are you waiting for?

By Alan / Friday 28 July 2017 14:10

The size of the map in FML's Treasure Hunt has just doubled in size! This means you'll be more likely to stumble upon treasure, bringing...

20 Reasons Why Mojitos Are The Perfect Solution To A Shitty Day

Is life kicking you in the balls? Break out the Bacardi and get over it with the ultimate anti-FML elixir on National Mojito Day!

By Nina - / Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:00 /

Close Encounters of the FML Kind.

Alienz, man. They've come for us.

By Nina - / Sunday 21 May 2017 19:00 /

10 Crazy Hangover Stories

Yesterday was International Beer Day... Does that make today International Hangover day? FML for all of us!

By Cali - / Saturday 5 August 2017 21:30 / France - Issy-les-moulineaux

FML Oh La La

Come with me on a trip to France to see how they do FML on the other side of the Atlantic!

By Nina - / Tuesday 4 July 2017 08:38 / United States - Burlingame

Summer's here and the time is right for… 10 FMLs about Summer!

You should be dancing in the street, but no, your Summer is going from bad to worse. Here's a selection of FMLs from the past that...

By Alan - / Thursday 13 July 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

Is This the Name of a Cheese, or Just a Cheesy Band Name?

You know you chose the name of your band poorly if it’s easily mistaken for a cheese. Fact: cheese is stinky, so if you fall into...

By Nina - / Saturday 2 September 2017 18:30 /

Everything you need to know about the big app update!

If you're an FML app user, it's time to update! If you're not, what are you waiting for? An explanation of the benefits? Coming right...

By Cali - / Friday 11 August 2017 16:07 /

Game of Thrones S07E04 : a round-up of last night's 16 best reactions!

The fourth episode of season 7 was on last night. FML for you if you didn't see it because here comes some spoilers. Maybe. We like...

By Alan - / Monday 7 August 2017 16:00 /

The "What's Happening?" of FML this week

In this new weekly section, you'll get the scoop on everything FML, like what's going on, what's coming up, and what we're wearing....

By Alan - / Monday 27 February 2017 16:47 / France - Paris

Here Are This Week's 10 Best Comments!

In this week’s comment countdown, we’ve got gross insects, beautiful poetry, and as always, some witty wordplay. Come check them out...

By Nina - / Friday 4 August 2017 16:00 / France - Paris

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...

Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...

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Today, I finally achieved my muscular body to impress the girl of my dreams. Several years ago, she told me “I don’t date skinny guys.” Just a few minutes...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I woke up and took a huge smelly dump. It felt so satisfying, but I wish someone had told me the water was shut off. I share a bathroom with 2 other...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Today, I came back from my prom and no one was home. I took off my dress, panties, and bra, grabbed the cake I'm not supposed to eat, and went to watch...

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Today, I came back from college excited to see my parents and enjoy a nice home-cooked meal, but as I walked in the front door I was greeted by my parents...

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South Africa

Today, I came back from college excited to see my parents and enjoy a nice home-cooked meal, but as I walked in the front door I was greeted by my parents...

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally having some intimate alone time together. When we really started getting into it, he suddenly prematurely jizzed...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Here Are 11 Of The Funniest Comments From This Week!

It's Towel Day! And We're Taking That Literally, So Here Are 17 FMLs About Towels!

Here Are This Week's 12 Funniest Comments!

This Jamaican Lottery Winner Hid Her Identity With An Emoji Mask And It's Both Brilliant And Hilarious

Little Kids Are Getting Busted For Running Lemonade Stands Without Permits... Because Crime Doesn't Pay

Everything you need to know about the big app update!

This Summer's Big Treasure Hunt on FML is far from over. Have you played it? What are you waiting for?

20 Reasons Why Mojitos Are The Perfect Solution To A Shitty Day

Close Encounters of the FML Kind.

10 Crazy Hangover Stories

FML Oh La La

Summer's here and the time is right for… 10 FMLs about Summer!

Is This the Name of a Cheese, or Just a Cheesy Band Name?

Everything you need to know about the big app update!

Game of Thrones S07E04 : a round-up of last night's 16 best reactions!

The "What's Happening?" of FML this week

Here Are This Week's 10 Best Comments!

FML: Uncensored

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FML's Christmas Bingo!