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yesterday I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was requird to stop eating, an drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely 4 the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shovd up my rectum. FML
Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of mah house. We painted over it an installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML
Today, I decided to shave legs completely to be more confident in dress. I spent looool over an hour making sure legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave armpits. mega FML
Today, because I have a beach party tomorrow, I used a new gel that is supposed to prevent razor burn after shaving the bikini line . Turns out I'm highly allergic to the gel . Now I have hundreds of beautiful red bumps that look lyk razor burn . FML
Friday 27 March 2015