FML Shitflix - Guess the Film!

By FML Approved - 11/07/2017 18:30 - France - Paris

We are pleased to introduce the latest addition to the FML video library: SHITFLIX! Listen carefully to the actors in this mashup of clips to figure out what movie they're describing. If you manage to guess right before the end, comment below!

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Top comments

Gngr_Grl 26

Tuesday 11 July 2017 19:01

Giraffe Sick Perk.

rivenrock 14

Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:53

Got it at "giant lizard."

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fierofan 11

Tuesday 11 July 2017 18:56

Jurassic Park

Gngr_Grl 26

Tuesday 11 July 2017 19:01

Giraffe Sick Perk.

Rares-Ionut Bozga 12

Tuesday 11 July 2017 19:45

Jurassic Park definetly

tease_ftx 8

Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:05

Jurassic park

25people 8

Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:51

Jurassic park

rivenrock 14

Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:53

Got it at "giant lizard."

Tabby Rosas 8

Tuesday 11 July 2017 21:38

Jurassic park

Ashlee Weaver 12

Tuesday 11 July 2017 22:16

Jurassic Park

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 12 July 2017 0:43

Most MILF **** on the Internet. Those cougars don't waste their time with average-sized lizards.

Nighttro 12

Wednesday 12 July 2017 7:12

Jurassic Park

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Slow and steady isn't winning this race!

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