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Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML

#14075452
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25870) - you deserved it (3766)

On 12/03/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after 3 months of successful business at my restaurant, sales are down the shitter. Why? Because some no-life troll started posting loads of bad reviews online. He uses different names, but nothing in the reviews has ever happened. We can't get the reviews taken down. FML

#21498071
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25870) - you deserved it (1527)

On 11/29/2015 at 2:05am - work - by jacobianscum (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML

#20173484
108 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my grandparents are going to take my car away and sell it because they're pissed I'm moving in with my boyfriend. FML

#21428214
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25869) - you deserved it (4877)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:31pm - misc - by allisonpaige21 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML

#19514212
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25865) - you deserved it (2068)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by AngryLittleMan - United States

Today, I was using a power drill to take down the set for the musical we just finished. My long hair got caught in the drill, got ripped out and now I have a hurting, bleeding bald spot the size of 2 quarters. FML

#8963973
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25863) - you deserved it (13673)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by bdavis - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

#18587898
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25864) - you deserved it (3118)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:45am - misc - by jriese444 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to work on my attitude at work. People say I'm mean, so I tried to be nice all day. Apparently I'm now condescending. FML

#21415518
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25862) - you deserved it (3784)

On 05/25/2015 at 1:42pm - work - by Frustrated - United States

Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML

#17280926
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25862) - you deserved it (8385)

On 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm - misc - by supergirl7 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML

#19375039
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (2954)

On 03/30/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by kawood (woman) - United States

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

#19631611
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25860) - you deserved it (9836)

On 05/16/2012 at 10:19am - love - by Coykoi - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

#17916897
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25859) - you deserved it (2632)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by grubbieduc - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

#21413767
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25859) - you deserved it (2032)

On 05/21/2015 at 10:22pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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