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Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

#12959324
240 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 2:53am - intimacy - by dom - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

#20060710
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On 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm - love - by WaxOnWaxOff - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML

#7728542
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20424) - you deserved it (2669)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

#18812906
105 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 5:53am - misc - by footbloodfountain - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

#17620390
121 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by gofixmyhead (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

#9047626
170 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:10pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

#13925206
38 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 1:36pm - kids - by kaileekat517 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

#4326549
125 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by PeepShow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

#20060179
80 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

#21344494
47 comments

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On 01/26/2015 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a friend of mine and I were talking about how hygienic we are. She mentioned she hadn't shaved her downstairs in a while. I was looking at the computer when she said this so when I turned to look at her I saw she had pulled down her pants and underwear. I was face to face with hairy muff. FML

#6646693
105 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 4:30am - intimacy - by roxyriley - United States (Arizona)

Today, my grandpa sent me a letter apologizing for not congratulating me about my graduation last spring. Too bad I don't graduate until May. FML

#6795980
39 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by chill (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns above our headboard. Guess what came crashing down on our heads at 2am. FML

#20153273
87 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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