Cheat day - FML

Cheat day

By Hungry - 03/09/2019 06:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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By St Steven - 15/04/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML

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The temptation of the fries

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 10:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, despite trying to lose weight for months and making progress, I went out to lunch with coworkers and ended up eating a huge burger and fries. When I got back to the office, I noticed that I'd spilled ketchup all over my shirt. Now I not only feel guilty about the food I ate but I also look like a slob. FML

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Introvert struggles

By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML

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Coach Class

By GetFuzzy - 18/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was on the phone with my diet coach. I was telling her how I lost 3 pounds this week. I was saying this while eating a bag of chips, a beer in my hand and cooking a 3-meat pizza. FML

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By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 11:17 - United States

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By daydreamer - 29/07/2012 05:12 - United States - Wilton

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 3 September 2019 9:07

That's what Weekly Points and Activity Points are for. Within reason, you can still succeed by omitting things you are too ashamed to write down. Your results will decide what defines "within reason."

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 3 September 2019 6:55

If no one knows about it, the calories are not real. Trust me.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 3 September 2019 6:55

If no one knows about it, the calories are not real. Trust me.

Sinshine 28

Tuesday 3 September 2019 10:57

Your name fits so well here.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 3 September 2019 9:07

That's what Weekly Points and Activity Points are for. Within reason, you can still succeed by omitting things you are too ashamed to write down. Your results will decide what defines "within reason."

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 3 September 2019 23:22

I had one cheat day a week. In six months I lost 40 lbs. Just don't go overboard on the cheat day. I hope you don't have a heart attack to bring you back to reality of eating right.

bl3ur0z3 17

Wednesday 4 September 2019 0:21

You're only cheating yourself.

julfunky 29

Wednesday 4 September 2019 1:12

What’s the point of lying in your own journal?

blondie45 21

Wednesday 4 September 2019 3:01

Sadly, the scale doesn’t lie...

damonic666 1

Sunday 8 September 2019 1:11

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