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The illustrated FMLs

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

By prevostsrocklike / Monday 11 May 2009 12:38 / United States
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By  NorfolkDude  |  2

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

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By  NorfolkDude  |  2

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

By  SpunkT  |  0

The cat was probably just upset by being in a box, and since you were the last one to be carrying it in the box it's just mad. Nothing personal. Your wive however... she's a bitch. I hope she was just joking.

By  realggirl  |  0

"Cat" = "it?" Cats are not objects; they are living beings. YDI just for that.

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  0___0  |  9

Actually #8, you are wrong. The cat IS an object in that sentence. "I gave my wife a cat." The cat is being given which means it's an object, at least in the grammar sense. ^_^

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