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Today, my 10 year old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

#319
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On 11/17/2008 at 3:53am - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
277 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I joined a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of their cocks. FML

#19678592
88 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

#17441742
158 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by Michael tee - United States (Colorado)

Today, we got CCTV fitted in our store. My lovely boss told me he'll be spending his free time watching the footage on his phone to know what I get up to when he's not in. FML

#21379507
47 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 2:19pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend told me that because he works fifty hours a week, I should be meeting an arbitrary quota of fifty hours of housework, and if I don't, I'm insensitive and ungrateful. FML

#19895787
235 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 3:34pm - work - by lazy pregnant girl - United States

Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having kids aged 6 to 9 hammering in screws with the butt end of a screwdriver is neither safe, nor a good idea. FML

#15170872
72 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 12:22am - work - by AntiBobTheBuilder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

#8680968
78 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML

#13722404
115 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got my car back from the shop. The engine has been rebuilt twice in the past 3 months. My check engine light just came on. FML

#14574374
133 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

#10481687
102 comments

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On 05/12/2010 at 5:49am - health - by nick - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML

#13457559
73 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by IhatebeingtheDD - United States

Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML

#18782870
49 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 5:14am - work - by me_the_maniak - India (Maharashtra)



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