Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time
Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7200) - you deserved it (17569)
On 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7200) - you deserved it (35395)
On 01/06/2010 at 1:12pm - kids - by pinky (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was following my dad while texting, not really watching where we're going. Suddenly, he ran ahead and I looked up to see what he was doing. We were in the men's bathroom. There were 3 guys at the urinals. I'm a 15 year old girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7197) - you deserved it (41461)
On 09/03/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by iTerrify (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7195) - you deserved it (21246)
On 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7194) - you deserved it (23896)
On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7194) - you deserved it (21651)
On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States
Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7191) - you deserved it (27766)
On 02/08/2010 at 10:19am - misc - by skinsfan7592 (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7185) - you deserved it (26096)
On 12/02/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by gtfb1993 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my skin was turning black, and I believed I was reacting to a spider bite. I spent 4 hours waiting in an emergency room in the middle of the night, paid a $100 copay, and missed a night with my boyfriend just to have a doctor wipe dye from my brand new black jeans off with alcohol. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7184) - you deserved it (45310)
On 08/09/2009 at 11:23am - health - by Brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7184) - you deserved it (28158)
On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - work - by hatemyboss - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, it was supposed to be payday. Instead, it was the day I found out that, for two weeks, I have been volunteering for Habitat for Humanity, and am not actually employed by a construction company. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7182) - you deserved it (27516)
On 11/20/2009 at 10:59pm - work - by Masonlee89 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7180) - you deserved it (23816)
On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
I agree, your life sucks (7169) - you deserved it (27273)
On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
