By Monsieur-Madame - / Thursday 31 May 2012 20:19 / France - Courtisols

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 4 February 2014 18:00 / United States - Brooklyn
By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 October 2014 22:17 / United Kingdom - London
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was making lunch, when my two-year-old ran up to me and handed me an empty bottle of baby powder. I soon realized I'd be spending the rest of my day cleaning the entire house. FML

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OP here. First off, I am a father. Not a mother. lol. for everyone who wonders how this could happen, I should have put the baby powder back in his diaper caddy, but for some reason I didn't. I have no reason just forgot I guess. And sometime during me preparing his lunch he went to his room grabbed it off his changing table and powdered the house until it was empty and longer any use to him. He is...
By mattrd - / Wednesday 13 February 2013 21:01 / United States
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