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Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss' truck. While he was in it. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 2:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)
Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
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On 06/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by idiotfriend (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm - kids - by WillaminaL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by you (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 11:28am - misc - by sdfsdf - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 3:30am - health - by dumbbb - United States
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