Your own personal ATM

By Broke - 25/08/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend, who collects monthly welfare cheques, demanded that I get a second job so I could buy her more things. FML
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spinningrecords 14

You know her strategy yet you embrace it. Either get the second job or get rid of her. With one decision things will get much worse and the other decision things should get better… or you can complain about it on FML.

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Plop 17

It seems a small typo accidentally crept up in your story, you meant to write "ex-girlfriend", right?

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RichardPencil 30

She's a boss and you're one of her simps. She's really got a great business model -- get the free government cheese and run a stable of simps. Make them all send wealth her way while only having a tiny of window of time to bang her occasionally. No formal skills required, no licenses needed and no taxes to pay. You should feel honored to work for such a genius!

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spinningrecords 14

You know her strategy yet you embrace it. Either get the second job or get rid of her. With one decision things will get much worse and the other decision things should get better… or you can complain about it on FML.

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Plop 17

It seems a small typo accidentally crept up in your story, you meant to write "ex-girlfriend", right?

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RichardPencil 30

She will be his "ex-girlfriend" only when she lets him. He'll need to petition her for release, pay an application fee and wait for her judgment.

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Plop 17

What is she? Some sort of EU council committee?

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