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20 Reasons Why Mojitos Are The Perfect Solution To A Shitty Day

Is life kicking you in the balls? Break out the Bacardi and get over it with the ultimate anti-FML elixir on National Mojito Day!

By Nina - / Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:00 /

Close Encounters of the FML Kind.

Alienz, man. They've come for us.

By Nina - / Sunday 21 May 2017 19:00 /

10 Crazy Hangover Stories

Yesterday was International Beer Day... Does that make today International Hangover day? FML for all of us!

By Cali - / Saturday 5 August 2017 21:30 / France - Issy-les-moulineaux

FML Oh La La

Come with me on a trip to France to see how they do FML on the other side of the Atlantic!

By Nina - / Tuesday 4 July 2017 08:38 / United States - Burlingame

Summer's here and the time is right for… 10 FMLs about Summer!

You should be dancing in the street, but no, your Summer is going from bad to worse. Here's a selection of FMLs from the past that...

By Alan - / Thursday 13 July 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

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The Big Summer Treasure Hunt: FML is giving away two smartphones and $1,500 in Amazon gift cards!

By Cali / Thursday 6 July 2017 12:39

After the smashing success of the Clucking Machine this Easter, FML is bringing sexy back. Come sail the sea in our summer pirate game!

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Community Blog: Tab Changes

By Cali / Thursday 6 July 2017 17:36

Hello FMLers! Did you notice a change at the top of the page? The Blog tab was moved! And there's a new tab! The sky is falling!

Is This the Name of a Cheese, or Just a Cheesy Band Name?

You know you chose the name of your band poorly if it’s easily mistaken for a cheese. Fact: cheese is stinky, so if you fall into...

By Nina - / Saturday 2 September 2017 18:30 /

And the FML that made you laugh the most this week is:

Anything involving the in-laws, food and theft is going to result in something like…

By Alan - / Sunday 16 July 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

Game of Thrones S07E04 : a round-up of last night's 16 best reactions!

The fourth episode of season 7 was on last night. FML for you if you didn't see it because here comes some spoilers. Maybe. We like...

By Alan - / Monday 7 August 2017 16:00 /

The "What's Happening?" of FML this week

In this new weekly section, you'll get the scoop on everything FML, like what's going on, what's coming up, and what we're wearing....

By Alan - / Monday 27 February 2017 16:47 / France - Paris

Here Are This Week's 10 Best Comments!

In this week’s comment countdown, we’ve got gross insects, beautiful poetry, and as always, some witty wordplay. Come check them out...

By Nina - / Friday 4 August 2017 16:00 / France - Paris

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FML: Uncensored

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids....

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...

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Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing...

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Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until...

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Nearly

Today on my way home from work I decided to go through the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car the dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my best friend blocked me on all social media and is refusing to speak to me, calling me "morally reprehensible". Why? I took a DnD Alignment test...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Colombia

Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the...

Singapore

Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...

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Today, my boyfriend of 7 years and I broke up right before my sister's wedding, because he didn't want to be there when we found out he gave the both of...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Colombia

Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the...

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