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FML's Treasure Hunt: The Winners Have Been Announced!

Find out here who won the iPhone and the Amazon gift vouchers, and feel envious if you're not one of them!

By FML - / Thursday 5 October 2017 00:30 /

Two Friends Recreate All The Dating Profile Stereotypes You See While Swiping Through Tinder And They’re Ridiculously Accurate

After noticing certain trends on dating profiles on apps like Tinder and Bumble, two Portland-based best friends recreate the looks...

By Nina - / Friday 27 October 2017 00:00 /

20 Reasons Why Mojitos Are The Perfect Solution To A Shitty Day

Is life kicking you in the balls? Break out the Bacardi and get over it with the ultimate anti-FML elixir on National Mojito Day!

By Nina - / Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:00 /

Close Encounters of the FML Kind.

Alienz, man. They've come for us.

By Nina - / Sunday 21 May 2017 19:00 /

10 Crazy Hangover Stories

Yesterday was International Beer Day... Does that make today International Hangover day? FML for all of us!

By Cali - / Saturday 5 August 2017 21:30 / France - Issy-les-moulineaux

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Everything you need to know about the big app update!

By Cali / Friday 11 August 2017 16:12

If you're an FML app user, it's time to update! If you're not, what are you waiting for? An explanation of the benefits? Coming right...

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This Summer's Big Treasure Hunt on FML is far from over. Have you played it? What are you waiting for?

By Alan / Friday 28 July 2017 14:10

The size of the map in FML's Treasure Hunt has just doubled in size! This means you'll be more likely to stumble upon treasure, bringing...

FML Oh La La

Come with me on a trip to France to see how they do FML on the other side of the Atlantic!

By Nina - / Tuesday 4 July 2017 08:38 / United States - Burlingame

Summer's here and the time is right for… 10 FMLs about Summer!

You should be dancing in the street, but no, your Summer is going from bad to worse. Here's a selection of FMLs from the past that...

By Alan - / Thursday 13 July 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

Is This the Name of a Cheese, or Just a Cheesy Band Name?

You know you chose the name of your band poorly if it’s easily mistaken for a cheese. Fact: cheese is stinky, so if you fall into...

By Nina - / Saturday 2 September 2017 18:30 /

Everything you need to know about the big app update!

If you're an FML app user, it's time to update! If you're not, what are you waiting for? An explanation of the benefits? Coming right...

By Cali - / Friday 11 August 2017 16:07 /

Game of Thrones S07E04 : a round-up of last night's 16 best reactions!

The fourth episode of season 7 was on last night. FML for you if you didn't see it because here comes some spoilers. Maybe. We like...

By Alan - / Monday 7 August 2017 16:00 /

The "What's Happening?" of FML this week

In this new weekly section, you'll get the scoop on everything FML, like what's going on, what's coming up, and what we're wearing....

By Alan - / Monday 27 February 2017 16:47 / France - Paris

Here Are This Week's 10 Best Comments!

In this week’s comment countdown, we’ve got gross insects, beautiful poetry, and as always, some witty wordplay. Come check them out...

By Nina - / Friday 4 August 2017 16:00 / France - Paris

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FML: Uncensored

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...

Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...

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Nearly

Today I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants....

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my belongings including my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Today, I checked my e-mail after being sick for over a week to see that I missed an important email. It said I got the job I applied for, if I responded...

United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed...

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Spicy

Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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FML's Treasure Hunt: The Winners Have Been Announced!

Two Friends Recreate All The Dating Profile Stereotypes You See While Swiping Through Tinder And They’re Ridiculously Accurate

20 Reasons Why Mojitos Are The Perfect Solution To A Shitty Day

Close Encounters of the FML Kind.

10 Crazy Hangover Stories

Everything you need to know about the big app update!

This Summer's Big Treasure Hunt on FML is far from over. Have you played it? What are you waiting for?

FML Oh La La

Summer's here and the time is right for… 10 FMLs about Summer!

Is This the Name of a Cheese, or Just a Cheesy Band Name?

Everything you need to know about the big app update!

Game of Thrones S07E04 : a round-up of last night's 16 best reactions!

The "What's Happening?" of FML this week

Here Are This Week's 10 Best Comments!

FML: Uncensored

FML's Christmas Bingo!