Run for the hills

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 05:00

Today, I’m coming to accept that my wife’s relationship with her phone and her social media is deeper and more intimate than it will ever be with me. I can’t afford to leave her, her sister's a lawyer, she’ll take everything I still love in the divorce. I hate my life. FML
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core01 30

Still won't do the dishes or clean a toilet

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FluffythePink 19

Get yourself fired, be depressed about it and time how long it takes her to drop you without too much of a fight. As soon as you aren't financially viable she'll have no use for you and she'll change up to someone much more 'instagramable'. If it's her idea, she shouldn't fight you on the things you love. Once you are free, get back on your feet and skip off into your sunset.

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core01 30

Still won't do the dishes or clean a toilet

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FluffythePink 19

Get yourself fired, be depressed about it and time how long it takes her to drop you without too much of a fight. As soon as you aren't financially viable she'll have no use for you and she'll change up to someone much more 'instagramable'. If it's her idea, she shouldn't fight you on the things you love. Once you are free, get back on your feet and skip off into your sunset.

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