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Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we need to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 9:02pm - misc - by marymark - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)
Today, while leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's car in the parking lot. It was the teacher's whose class I was going to skip. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by Ava777 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 12:19am - animals - by munckncruncj15 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I unknowingly used my shampoo thinking it was leave-in-conditioner. While walking to work, it started to rain. I started to produce suds. FML
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On 01/05/2013 at 10:59am - misc - by nomegusta (woman) - United States
Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boss put me on suspension, a week after granting a subordinate time off to recover from surgery. When I signed the paperwork, I was too embarrassed to admit I didn't understand her writing, which apparently said she was getting treated for "dangerously low levels of dick". FML
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On 12/31/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by offtothejobcentre (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I was home alone, and I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML
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On 06/28/2010 at 11:18pm - misc - by itssdianaa (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I thought I was giving a woman the orgasm of a lifetime until I realized that she was telling me to stop pulling her hair. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Hubris - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
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Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 11:09am - misc - by carmelita (woman) - Singapore
Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 5:11pm - health - by Awkward (woman) - Bahrain
Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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