Burning up

By Eliana - 06/05/2021 14:01

Today, my left eye is bright red and painful. Also, I have pimples all over my genitals. Spoiler alert: it's herpes. The eye? A bacterial eye infection. Welcome to a week of pain. FML
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cuz803 44

OUCH! Please see a doctor soon. I hope you didn't contract eye herpes. Get your eye evaluated because herpes keratitis is known for causing blindness. I hope you don't have a reoccurring version of HSV.

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Jessika Jensen 7

Please see a doctor. Even if it is the health department. I had a friend (had the keyword) who made the choice knowing the person they were sleeping with? Has the STD Herpes. He decided to continue the sexual relationship. All because that was the only person who would sleep with him. He was such a p.o.s. He was also seeing another girl who was NOT sleeping with him. But, the only thing they did was kiss. Guess who got herpes? Since he didn't have the guts to tell the girl he was kissing? He was seeing someone else, and sleeping with them. Nor did he have the guts to admit he had gotten herpes, and of course spread it.. He didn't have the guts to end either relationship. In the end though? Herpes girl dumped him. Had been seeing other people. Then the other girl he was seeing, but just kissing? Ended it all. Never spoke to him again, and is now married. He's alone.

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cuz803 44

OUCH! Please see a doctor soon. I hope you didn't contract eye herpes. Get your eye evaluated because herpes keratitis is known for causing blindness. I hope you don't have a reoccurring version of HSV.

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Sweetie 5

Google eye herpes, that is some scary stuff.

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Jessika Jensen 7

Please see a doctor. Even if it is the health department. I had a friend (had the keyword) who made the choice knowing the person they were sleeping with? Has the STD Herpes. He decided to continue the sexual relationship. All because that was the only person who would sleep with him. He was such a p.o.s. He was also seeing another girl who was NOT sleeping with him. But, the only thing they did was kiss. Guess who got herpes? Since he didn't have the guts to tell the girl he was kissing? He was seeing someone else, and sleeping with them. Nor did he have the guts to admit he had gotten herpes, and of course spread it.. He didn't have the guts to end either relationship. In the end though? Herpes girl dumped him. Had been seeing other people. Then the other girl he was seeing, but just kissing? Ended it all. Never spoke to him again, and is now married. He's alone.

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bleachedraven 14

just desserts

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