Clothes, Awkward and Shoes: Vibe check

Vibe check

By Drew - 30/06/2021 02:01

Today, I had two different tennis shoes on all day and no one noticed, including myself. When I mentioned it to my family, they told me not to worry about it because no one pays attention me anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2015 19:54 - United States - Exton

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML

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By AndieApocalypse - 03/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

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You deserved it 6 371

Ignored

By Kim - 05/05/2021 04:01

Today, at work, I was waiting in line to pay my food at the cafeteria when I noticed the doctor who was in front of me had these really cool looking shoes on. I told him, "I like your shoes!" He turned over, looked at me and didn’t say anything back. FML

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You deserved it 139

By sel2207 - 06/01/2009 03:27 - France

Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML

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You deserved it 2 569

By Tagged - 13/09/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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You deserved it 7 764

By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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You deserved it 24 903

Unmissable

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 02:01

Today, I returned to work after testing out my theory yesterday that absolutely nobody would notice or care if I just did not show up. So far so good. FML

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You deserved it 173

By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 44 553

By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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You deserved it 6 427

Foot soldier

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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You deserved it 363

Yudith 24

Thursday 1 July 2021 3:30

You now have the official permission to wear whatever you damn like, including a Batman costume, a Borat mankini, Femen-style painting, giga-slippers and so on.

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 30 June 2021 6:51

Is your name Punky Drewster?

Comments

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 30 June 2021 6:51

Is your name Punky Drewster?

jkjorn 15

Wednesday 30 June 2021 15:33

I'm sorry, were you saying something?

vicewinner 5

Wednesday 30 June 2021 17:37

Seriously, there is no law that one has to wear matching shoes, socks, earrings and so on.

Yudith 24

Thursday 1 July 2021 3:30

You now have the official permission to wear whatever you damn like, including a Batman costume, a Borat mankini, Femen-style painting, giga-slippers and so on.