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Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

#20118333
114 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Bug (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

#1542
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On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML

#14444191
77 comments

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On 01/02/2011 at 9:58pm - work - by sleepy (woman) - Norway

Today, I was patting my kitten who was asleep underneath the blanket on my lap. My roommate walked in and gave me disgusted look. She thought I was playing with myself. FML

#13624722
106 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 8:00am - intimacy - by djoe - Australia (South Australia)

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

#17980865
59 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

#19811574
95 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by StungAlot (woman) - United States

Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of whistling sound as it spins around. I was standing a little too close, luckily it missed both my legs, but hit my happy sacks full on. FML

#7297825
91 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 10:27am - kids - by Dr_Dolittle (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

Today, I drank a beer that I thought was mine, it wasn't and someone had put out their cigarette in it. FML

#757
18 comments

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On 11/15/2008 at 10:36pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

#6926304
69 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

#13960658
80 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

#12321960
50 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 12:38am - misc - by AmNot (woman) - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

#12833502
128 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by grossfoot (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML

#11991356
114 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by PrintMaster - United States



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