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Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20773) - you deserved it (3221)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

#13431073
129 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Abused (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML

#20071794
94 comments

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On 09/14/2012 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML

#18336172
70 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by swirkishly - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

#2804
15 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by impatient amy - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

#19898504
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20770) - you deserved it (6291)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States

Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML

#19995801
82 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 1:44am - misc - by Emily (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

#4774065
115 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 10 year old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

#319
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20764) - you deserved it (7410)

On 11/17/2008 at 3:53am - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

#14632650
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20764) - you deserved it (2742)

On 01/18/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by desertpunk75 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

#20643761
46 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by LilaTheGreat - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after the fourth time telling my roommate I'm highly allergic to her scented products, I came back to find all 6 of our wall outlets using Glade plug-ins. They were set to high. FML

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

#20201801
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20761) - you deserved it (8790)

On 12/12/2012 at 11:05am - kids - by Saduglydad - United States (Texas)



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