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Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML

#9124871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25358) - you deserved it (4129)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Stella Grubner -

Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML

#17996860
115 comments

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On 10/16/2011 at 8:47am - misc - by Carl - United States (Kansas)

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turns sexual. He stops responding but I continue with the conversation. Then I get a response: "this is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff". FML

#5266141
36 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

#20066134
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25356) - you deserved it (1998)

On 09/10/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, there are rumors flying around my office that I hooked up with the guy who picks his nose and leaves boogers under tables. I didn't. Last night I took a shower at my boyfriend's place, who happens to use the exact same body wash and shampoo as the office outcast. FML

#14019566
65 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by AntiAxe -

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

#8080103
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25353) - you deserved it (7784)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

#19036366
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25351) - you deserved it (6494)

On 02/09/2012 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by nosymptoms (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that when I thought the bullying had finally stopped, the bullies had actually been sponsored to be nice for charity. FML

#14380457
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25348) - you deserved it (2432)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

#14381154
44 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 10:24am - love - by ... -

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

#19296842
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25347) - you deserved it (10191)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by unendowed - United States (Texas)

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

#18769573
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25346) - you deserved it (2415)

On 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm - work - by lions214 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25347) - you deserved it (3400)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

#19780908
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25346) - you deserved it (4622)

On 06/13/2012 at 5:08am - misc - by pandora (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)



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