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Maybe you should pound her? Maybe you should Rock her world? Maybe you should do other various things you could do to concrete to her?

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88: Ever heard of a concrete vibrator? It's used for removing bubbles from freshly poured concrete. True story.

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115: The one I worked with was an industrial model, 18" long, 2" in diameter, and had a four horsepower electric motor. I'm sure it would "finish the job," but it probably kill you in the process.

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Jerry Springer helps people? I thought he just brought forth the nations delinquents and let them fight or argue on stage for entertainment purposes.

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Or maybe he sucks in bed, and she has a much better time hitting up concrete then wasting her precious time.

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Please dude, women don't work that way. Seduce her mind, her body will follow. Besides, few men look good in g-strings

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Am a woman actually. Way to my heart is through laughter. If my husband did that; I'd rugby tackle him to the bed!

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I think g-strings should only be worn by professionals like male strippers because op definitely will get a bad reaction from his wife probably an ass whoopin

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46 If she has any taste that won't work I've heard it's a bad twilight rip off. So naturally it will suck just as badly if not worse than twilight

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Lotta women of all ages loved the twilight books! Just saying.... It was only the movies that "sucked" and only because it attracted a nonreading audiance

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20- You have some grammatical errors in your comment. ;) I'm adding the smiley so you don't go apeshit on me like you did before!

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Wow. I read this in the morning after posting it last night at like 5 in the morning still up, and I realized how much I failed...

Why, of course, a jackhammer is nothing but a giant pneumatic vibrator! What man could compete with that?

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9 - That may not have to do with anything. He could be 8 inches, but when a woman's not in the mood, she's not in the mood. It's that simple.

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