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Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

#18387979
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23966) - you deserved it (5121)

On 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

#7847949
133 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

#459
41 comments

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On 12/06/2008 at 7:14am - love - by Sybille - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML

#20093240
73 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 3:39am - misc - by bluefrisky - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML

#20841839
116 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Thailand (Nonthaburi)

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363
80 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML

#20109821
96 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 10:59pm - kids - by ohgod. - United States (Florida)

Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML

#18070984
142 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 8:42am - love - by birgz (woman) -

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

#8510516
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23954) - you deserved it (3931)

On 02/21/2010 at 7:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

#13900225
43 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML

#19661266
117 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 7:02am - misc - by Rick - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

#18844596
117 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

#18603475
131 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)



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