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Today, as my friend was rudely rummaging through my phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas. Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly. That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas. FML

#20193344
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21158) - you deserved it (1992)

On 12/06/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by a - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML

#21164174
64 comments

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On 06/05/2014 at 6:23pm - misc - by charitableidiot (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

#19890809
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21158) - you deserved it (1953)

On 07/04/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML

#13789947
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21151) - you deserved it (13356)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

#13459944
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21152) - you deserved it (3038)

On 10/15/2010 at 3:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21153) - you deserved it (2320)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

#20158574
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21150) - you deserved it (2582)

On 11/11/2012 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML

#20836993
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21147) - you deserved it (42310)

On 08/14/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked into my house with my friend, only to discover my husband half-naked and yelling at the TV screen over a soccer game. By half-naked, I mean he was only wearing a shirt. FML

#20169569
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21147) - you deserved it (2300)

On 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML

#19254143
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21145) - you deserved it (3803)

On 03/10/2012 at 10:06pm - health - by jmac (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML

#7127845
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21144) - you deserved it (8362)

On 01/03/2010 at 3:21pm - money - by brokeandsad (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

#18497934
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21144) - you deserved it (2630)

On 12/12/2011 at 9:04pm - misc - by unknown - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

#19110438
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21142) - you deserved it (4310)

On 02/18/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by mandy_2480 - China



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