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Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
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On 04/26/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 8:07am - misc - by NotKeithRichards - United States (Oregon)
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
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On 04/06/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?". I said "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?". She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by fyourlife (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)
Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore
Today, after finishing a three-page essay for my spanish class, I went to rip up my brainstorming paper in an act of triumph. After I finished ripping it up, I looked on my desk to see my brainstorming paper fully intact, and my essay torn into bits. FML
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On 09/13/2009 at 9:00pm - work - by thissucks (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 3:25am - misc - by boo! (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States
Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 12:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
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