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Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

#7477934
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25916) - you deserved it (5352)

On 01/21/2010 at 5:02pm - love - by charlieweaver21 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML

#18167431
157 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 7:35pm - health - by Shelbs - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

#19114135
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25913) - you deserved it (6214)

On 02/19/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by LadyGore - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML

#7107063
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (6377)

On 01/02/2010 at 4:22pm - animals - by Darling_Cherry - United States (California)

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
123 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

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On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

#19984594
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25910) - you deserved it (2007)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

#21412638
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25910) - you deserved it (2158)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

#17340796
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25908) - you deserved it (9190)

On 08/02/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

#19637913
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25908) - you deserved it (1914)

On 05/17/2012 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

#20055300
82 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 4:17am - love - by ugly (woman) - United States

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

#20142866
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25907) - you deserved it (4518) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)

Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML

#18851649
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25906) - you deserved it (2190)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States



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