You tried

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
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Chazzster 28

That sounds suspiciously like an intentional “accident” to me. Otherwise why not leave your coffee at your desk?

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kfchicken 31

it wouldn't be an fml if it was on purpose...

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arioch_fml 20

Wow Op, you work fast. The distance between her desk and yours and you managed to get her out of her dress.

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RichardPencil 30

Freud says there are no mistakes. Your jealousy is not attractive, but that kind of backstabbing may be useful to climb the corporate ladder. Hope it's worth it.

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Chazzster 28

That sounds suspiciously like an intentional “accident” to me. Otherwise why not leave your coffee at your desk?

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kfchicken 31

it wouldn't be an fml if it was on purpose...

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coius 23

Next time they come in, you better have a bouquet of flowers, a sorry note and a gift card to a dry cleaners. You can say “PS: I really wanted to comment your dress was cute, and walking to you got out of hand.”

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