Transportation, Cars and Pranks: Prank culture has gone too far

Prank culture has gone too far

By duck me! - 02/03/2023 04:00

Today, some asshole superglued ten rubber ducks to my car while I was at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 844

You deserved it 100

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By Mustang - 05/08/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 120

You deserved it 2 602

By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 852

You deserved it 3 571

Clean-freak criminal

By Bryce - 13/06/2021 04:00

Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 817

You deserved it 64

Paintwork

By MY CAR - 15/11/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 904

You deserved it 11 138

By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 122

You deserved it 8 392

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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 718

By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 488

You deserved it 3 357

By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 18:41 - United Kingdom

Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 390

You deserved it 2 645

By GTR - 02/06/2011 01:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 250

You deserved it 3 330

By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 034

You deserved it 2 961

sirrubberduckie 35

Thursday 2 March 2023 4:19

Uh, just ignore my username. I swear it wasn't me.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 March 2023 7:14

You need to solve the mystery using in-duck-tive reasoning. When you find the culprit, send him a... ...wait on it... ...bill.

Comments

sirrubberduckie 35

Thursday 2 March 2023 4:19

Uh, just ignore my username. I swear it wasn't me.

Marcella1016 31

Friday 3 March 2023 15:26

A likely story. You sound like a quack.

cuz803 44

Thursday 2 March 2023 5:42

I had to re-read that twice cause I was instantly screaming animal abuse in my head

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 March 2023 7:14

You need to solve the mystery using in-duck-tive reasoning. When you find the culprit, send him a... ...wait on it... ...bill.

FluffythePink 19

Friday 3 March 2023 0:41

That's evil. Hilarious but Evil.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Friday 3 March 2023 3:31

Dude...what did you do to piss off Ernie so badly? Did you defect to Camp Barney as a kid? Or did you choose Geico instead of Aflac?

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Today, my friends were showing me infomercials and laughing at how clumsy and stupid the people were. I could relate to every single one of them. FML

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Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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