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Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML

#21346352
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27719) - you deserved it (2435)

On 01/29/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

#19490705
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27718) - you deserved it (5295) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

#17877097
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27714) - you deserved it (5909)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27711) - you deserved it (4943)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

#19959638
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27710) - you deserved it (5954)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27709) - you deserved it (65541)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

#20551821
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27708) - you deserved it (4561)

On 03/20/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML

Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML

#21444969
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (2575)

On 07/21/2015 at 11:17am - misc - by father-in-nope (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that that tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML

#12549238
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27706) - you deserved it (6061)

On 08/15/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by Tingly (woman) - United States

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

#21426185
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (6745)

On 06/14/2015 at 10:40pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML

#20029320
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27705) - you deserved it (4165)

On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

#14242742
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27704) - you deserved it (2920)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:56am - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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