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Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML

#20148752
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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore

Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML

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On 01/06/2013 at 7:50pm - misc - by HatedGrandson - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - misc - by spanishgirl101 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned that when your mom threatens to embarrass you by singing in public, the wrong response is, "Yeah? I dare you." FML

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

#19742208
124 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by that girl. - United States

Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML

#6825049
98 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 6:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Googled "How to act like an adult." I'm 37. FML

#20765003
119 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by forever young (woman) - United States

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

#15744069
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On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML

#19627538
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On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland

Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by yeah... - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high all the time. FML

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On 05/02/2011 at 6:58am - health - by anon (woman) - United States (California)



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