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Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

#17696149
91 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

#21242835
94 comments

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On 08/21/2014 at 11:53pm - love - by flyakite - United States

Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

#8842
48 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by Michigan (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

#16332593
313 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -

Today, I had to sell my only means of transportation, my 92 Chrysler Lebaron to a junking company because the transmission blew. When the guy finally got there, I had to shovel out the 5 feet of snow around my car, help him push it, and help him hook it up. Then his dog bit me. I only got $100. FML

#8791575
70 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 1:06am - animals - by MetalAtlas (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, somewhat annoyed: "Dont drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML

#416
20 comments

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On 11/29/2008 at 11:11am - misc - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

#1600117
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20929) - you deserved it (127498)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

#7151625
189 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 8:43pm - health - by hairybetty (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML

#8586594
263 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 11:48am - intimacy - by jasmine - United States

Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML

#17474756
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20928) - you deserved it (6207)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

#20136801
157 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 10:53am - kids - by friedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML

#19997834
144 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 2:53am - money - by busted - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

#19415832
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20923) - you deserved it (2141)

On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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