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Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

#21344486
104 comments

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On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML

#12141202
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On 07/27/2010 at 6:07am - misc - by mauimango7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

#17959837
114 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 1:43pm - health - by letmedienow - United States

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML

#21388704
60 comments

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On 04/06/2015 at 4:02pm - work - by tee - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was conducting a meeting regarding safety concerns on my field site. While I made a comment, a client rep yelled out that women don't know construction, and that I should be acting like a proper secretary and should get my boss. I'm the Construction Manager. FML

#20161445
119 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 1:49am - work - by ConstructionLady (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML

#20433319
57 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by bpruitt95 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I left work at 11pm. It was cold and dark, and I was anxious to get home, so I cut across some soccer fields to get to my car. About halfway across, the sprinklers came on. FML

#5860815
49 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 1:18am - work - by legotron (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML

#14225265
99 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

#19032094
156 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

#21427425
47 comments

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On 06/17/2015 at 3:42am - love - by canessadawn - United States (Oregon)

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

#21493785
64 comments

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On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

#16938704
97 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

#18725237
158 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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