Love, Coworkers, Relatable and Anger issues: It's sus to us

It's sus to us

By Clean up time - 15/11/2023 08:00

Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML

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Hiding something?

By Carolina - 16/08/2023 14:00

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum about how “men are allowed to have female friends”, smashed stuff in the living room, for him to storm out and slam the door, making the house tremble. All I did was tell him that his friendship with his secretary made me uncomfortable. FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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Kinda sus

By Unreasonable - 12/02/2023 00:00

Today, my husband referred to me as his “roommate” when I came home from work and saw his female coworker here for a visit. The one he has “work conversations” with at 11 pm. I've talked to him about it and he tells me I’m being paranoid and unreasonable. FML

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Gamergate 3

By Anamaria - 24/04/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I told my husband to stop his friendship with our neighbor’s 17 year-old daughter. They claim they just play video games together, but lately he’s been uninterested in sex and barely shows me any affection. He vehemently said, “It’s not like we’re fucking or anything! Chill!” and stormed out of the house. FML

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Not OK

By Homeles - 16/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML

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Major red flag

By Karissa - 24/08/2021 10:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML

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Dingus

By UnemployedWife - 26/01/2024 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my husband typed in my work Teams Chat, “FUCK THIS JOB I QUIT” while I was away from my desk. All this because he’s still jealous of my and a male coworker’s friendship. I was terminated. He showed no remorse for what he did and told me to find another job where I won’t “slut around.” FML

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What a petty man

By EneughIsEnough - 03/09/2022 12:30

Today, I got mad at my wife for giving her male coworker a ride home. I know nothing went on with them because I tracked her phone, I’m mad that he offered her a job in the business he’s starting, because she’ll be making a LOT more money than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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Secretive

By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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FluffythePink 19

Wednesday 15 November 2023 10:20

He's pissed that you figured it out. Go find a decent divorce lawyer. You'll A, never entirely trust him again. B, that temper really isn't safe to be in the same relationship with and C, he clearly thinks he can treat you like an idiot without you having a problem with it.

Jall8089 7

Wednesday 15 November 2023 11:23

He’s acting offended because he’s busted.

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FluffythePink 19

Wednesday 15 November 2023 10:20

Jall8089 7

Wednesday 15 November 2023 11:23

He’s acting offended because he’s busted.

Hangryko 29

Wednesday 15 November 2023 15:12

Take photos of what he did to your home. Get a divorce lawyer immediately. Secure your home with the lawyer so that your husband has to vacate ASAP for your safety, if that's possible. Look into getting a restraining order; you may need to press charges. Do all this with your safety in mind.

cpguru24 15

Wednesday 15 November 2023 20:11

Get out now. Even if remotely (and I mean some deserted star in another galaxy remotely) he is not doing anything wrong, to have that kind of reaction with a significant other is very red flag of him. Get out and thank your lucky stars.

varren 3

Thursday 16 November 2023 1:16

tell him .. that you don’t appreciate that behavior.. and you don’t like him staying late.. and you WILL leave him.. if he does it again.. and you don’t deserve this..