By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.

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Paternity tests may not be relevant. I don't know what the laws are in Kansas, where OP is from, but in many U.S. states, if a woman is married, her husband is legally considered the father of any children born to her no matter who the actual, biological father is. Seems unfair but that's the way it is. Those laws are grounded in English common law and date back hundreds of years to before it was easy to establish parentage beyond a reasonable doubt by means of DNA testing. So hubby may be on the hook for child support legally even if the kid is not his. :-(

You don't remember her telling you about me?

misterbufford 1

So is it FML for you because she's pregnant by someone else, because you haven't had sex in a year, or because you don't remember?

eman1972 4

Burn. Haven't you heard of twelve-month pregnancies?

friedbunnies 9
Angelrose2004 17

I have to give OP's wife benefit of the doubt here. My fiancé swore that we didn't do anything since way before I became preggo. So either his math was off or I'm an asexual; because there was no other guy in my life. If your wife did cheat, then fyl.

why are u still married of you havent had sex since last year