By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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Il_Maestro 6

Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.

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miss_booboo_8 0

Either check when the last time u had a party(ruffies,too much to drink,ruffies..) get ur cranium checked for ur memory, or time to go on maury:) good luck

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mustangkid21 0

No worries.... Im sure you dont remember posting this either....

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williamington 1

I don't know what's worse the fact that she's pregnant or that you haven't had sex in a year

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bro1oke 0

Idk what I feel worse about, the fact that your wife is cheating on you or the fact that you haven't had sex since last year..

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fallaura1021 0

I would start sleeping with one eye open ; /

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narnia_monster5 7

I don't think she would have told you right away if she cheated on you.

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bloodypanda 0

you haven't had sex with your wife in a year?

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Sleepy_Hallow 7

Why are FMLs so half-assed? Nobody can be sure what the **** is going on if people don't write clear FMLs, seriously.

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