By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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Il_Maestro 6

Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.

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AffenKid 9

Maybe your wife had ninja sex with you whilst you slept...

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woahkittycat 0

Maybe you should have had sex with your wife so she wouldn't have went looking for it elsewhere. Just a thought. #Duhhh

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rekege 18

Hmm, I dunno... Maybe that's why she cheated on you?? Women get horny too. Gawd. Cheating does suck though. I'm sorry. :(

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5t3ff1k4h 44

"Women get horny too." ...Since when is that an excuse to cheat on someone? If you want sex, you go to your significant other. If you don't want sex from them, you owe them some respect. Break up with them.

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AgaveLoco 5

And some night of passion, she forgot that your're her husband

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4204ever 0

That sucks man. Your wife ****** up

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FMLGriff 8

Bad memory, or what would you expect? If you're not going to make love to your wife for a year, YDI...

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Anna191919 2

guess you could see that one coming. If you have no sex for a year I think something's wrong with your marriage.

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