By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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Il_Maestro 6

Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.

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florido_fml 10

What did u expect?

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beelee1988 13

Her to be faithful.

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jDCrackpot 7

'YDI for not having sex with her since last year' ...because everyone must want to have sex, all the time. Of course it's all him not wanting to have sex and must have nothing to do with her decision regarding sexual activity either, because she must be interested in having sex with him all the time- and so, he deserves the humiliation and disrespect of his wife being unfaithful, and having another mans child, and possible divorce proceedings. Makes sense. /sarcasm

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anarchistpunk 3

What? "he deserves an unfaithful wife? Yes, they should have sex more often, but he deserves an unfaithful wife? The immorality of these comments..jesus what has this world come to.

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white16sox 19

107, he was talking about 47 who pretty much said, you deserve being cheated on for not having sex in a year.

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satansdaughter90 0

Why haven't you guys had sex since last year???? Y'all are married and should have sex more than that and well if she's pregnant she cheated probably because of not having sex since last year

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RedPillSucks 31

There is more to marriage than sex

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JasonEP 3

All of these replies saying "marriage isn't just sex" and "there is more to being married than sex" are obviously virgins

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rcgirl2 11

Either you don't remember or you are NOT the father!

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FightMyLiger 19

Sexless marriages are FYLs already. Take her to the smishsmortion clinic

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andy30ace 3

She probably raped you when u were passed out drunk one night? Cross fingers

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FightMyLiger 19

And sorry OP. Sounds like youve got some real problems to address

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pagullarka 9

No sex for one year what's wrong with you

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