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Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

By both are dimwitted / Tuesday 23 December 2014 18:32 / United States - Los Angeles
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#31 the best way to avoid making those mistakes on English papers is to not make them a common practice in the first place. You wouldn't need to change up your language just to write a paper that won't have a thousand red marks, if you went through the effort of actually typing words correctly when you type every day.

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Plus isn't the whole point of posting a comment to communicate your thoughts or feelings? If you want to communicate, you should always use the best language for the situation. FML is a place that poor spelling and grammar is looked down upon. To communicate here, you need to be correct in those things. (missed the edit time)

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Please don't blame the phone for making your mistake. Albeit the phone will change a slightly misspelled word into something completely wrong, the phone does not change "through" to "threw". Also, that "oh, I'm not writing an English paper" thing is really old. Whether or not you're writing an English paper or an FML, when is it fine to use the wrong word for what you're trying to convey to the reader? Plus, correcting someone's spelling isn't as bad as correcting the whole sentance because it's in two diferent tenses. People are free to post as they please; If people are going to post about relation advice then people can post grammar advice. Who knows, maybe you might learn a thing or two from a Grammar Nazi. rant done.

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Honestly shut the fuck up you absolute dick fucks. Who cares??? Literally who cares? Is it fun insulting other people's intelligence for no reason other than it making you feel better than yourself? Does it make up for you being made fun of in high school or something like that?? Stop being pretentious little shits and calm the fuck down for once.

You could always get a blood test, although I really don't think that SHOULD be necessary, you wife should trust you. Tell your ex she's not going to sucker you into paying child support for a kid that's not yours.

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