By mrricecakes - 23/03/2012 05:55 - United States - Gilbert

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
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krsimir 0

Should have used charmen toilet paper, no little white pieces left behind

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frozenfreeze 5

They were the least of your problems?...Were there dragons and dead rats down there too?

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dustbunny10 0

That fml made me gag. I know sometimes the little residue of toilet paper is unavoidable, but goddamnit, at least wash up first!!!

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hernando240411 0

Never more, never more.........

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ginglederf 6

Would this happen to be a line from the raven my friend Oh linore

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betterNowThanLat 5

thank god for those girls who keep their shit on POINT! I take very good care of myself, idk why some girls dont. its not that hard to shave and use soap in the shower. girls especially need to wash down there.. i just couldnt do it, go down on someone dirty.

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bingababe 16

Actually, you should never use soap "down there".

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emilyjgraham 34

what if ops girlfriend had gone to the toilet just before getting intimate? is she supposed to jump in the shower all of a sudden?

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bjlowe 2

That's bad mate but we have all been their better luck next time

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3040evan 2

I would have been out the door within 30 sec after seeing that. And wait you couldn't smell that be for you got there?

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chels1994 11

Dear lord.. doesn't she wash down there??

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betterNowThanLat 5

bingababe i never said you needed to use soap down there, i said use soap in the shower, actually.

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MangaManiacNat 13

Now that right there, thats messed up =X

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janeyboo07 11

Why even put your face in a hairy rotten ******? Nasty.

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dragynfyre 4

Ewww. I don't let my man's face near me unless I clean it up.

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