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Did it occur to you that it could be PERIOD stains because he's a guy and may not have thought of it??? If she wasn't expecting sex she probably just wore them because let's be real, LOADS of underwear gets fucked by an unexpected period.

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In my experience, loads of panties get fucked up by expected periods also. And then there's the last day or two when you think it's over because there's nothing for hours, and as soon as you think you're home free, you get slammed with another gush that ruins yet another pair of panties.

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Like panty liners actually prevent all stains? Lol maybe in "everything goes right" land. Plus when you think your home free from your period and it slams you for another round, not much you can do about it but accept the stain.

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....in my older-than-five-years-old life, I have never had shit stains because I don't have access to baby wipes. Barring diarrhea, there's no reason a fully-functioning adult can't wipe his or her own ass.

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No matter how many times you wipe, I will admit that you sometimes there will still be some crap. But there is no excuse to literally have stains, and OP said they were the mother lord if shitstains, obviously commenting on how they were noticeable.

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Period stains have nothing to do with wiping... You can wipe all you want, and still get period stains, because it is unpredictable, and you can't just wipe the whole time you have your period....

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You sound like a cunt #80 , why the fuck would she voluntarily leave a shit stain for her boyfriend to see? Accidents happen and I bet she was mortified so there's no need to be extra vicious about it.

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I totally agree. It is possible that it could be menstrual stains too, sometimes wiping is difficult if you're overweight, it's also difficult if your toilet paper sucks as well - humans aren't perfect, things happen :)

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#97. Uhh not every woman uses tampons. I use pads and have never used tampons. There are other forms like the cup. Plus most or almost all periods come randomly so even if you're expecting it you'll never know what time. It's impossible to know exactly when, so if you don't have anything you're bound to stain your undies. I remember back in 5th grade I got my first period but it went away after 3 days. Almost a week later it came back when I was wearing light blue shorts in gym class. Luckily it was the end of the day and I had a jacket I could tie around myself. But it was a bloody nightmare. My shorts were stained all over and my teacher pulled me aside to tell me.

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  ThatOneChick856

As someone else said, unnoticed period stains tend to look brown over time. A boyfriend might not be able to tell the difference at first. But it it's shit... She had no excuse.

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The FML doesn't state there was a smell. There could have been and they ran out of room to type it, but OP could also just have a high gag reflex and the idea that his mouth was that close to a perceived shit stain could have triggered it, with or without smell.

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exactly! And saying she wasn't expecting sex doesn't make it okay because it doesn't matter. She should have said she wasn't in the mood or something. that's fucking gross.

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If it was a blood stain... Jesus it's just blood. And if it's a stain from a while ago and has been through the wash it's really not a big deal. Turning down sex just because your wearing underwear that has a really old stain on it? Maybe back in my (late of course) teenage years but as adults I'm sure the sex would win over something that insignificant.

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