Miscellaneous: Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets.... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

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By Boyufd - 19/06/2021 00:01

Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML

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By TheHangoverPart4 - 07/09/2022 00:30 - Australia - Waurn Ponds

Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 05:01

Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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By Paris101 - 22/02/2013 14:51 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML

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By Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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dunner12 0

Monday 20 June 2011 12:04

WTF

breathemein 10

Monday 20 June 2011 12:09

my friends parents invite us all over for their daughters birthday to hang out and remember her, when she died 7 years ago, they do it every year.

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stephltorres 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:57

ur ****** up

marissa131113 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:00

They probably don't make gifts mandatory.

PrincessChristyA 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:02

Youre a jerk for even making this an FML

lindon555 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:09

lmfao

XxFr0stFir3xX 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:11

so.. shouldn't it be called a death day or something? :( it sucks tho

LilSideTwerk 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:44

there is an annual day for the dead . forgot what it was called though

murdersquirrel 15

Sunday 22 April 2012 10:11

Dia de los Meurtos

AnimeGirl0071 1

Monday 20 June 2011 17:16

Ok seriously? You're sick. You obviously don't love anyone because you don't care that somebody lost a life and you're just being a grumpy little bitch about it. Get over it and grow up

bearclawz44 28

Saturday 7 April 2012 3:20

Apparently you are the grumpy one geez.

zombiekitten87 12

Monday 20 June 2011 17:18

hmm, well that's disturbing on so many levels...

blanquito 1

Monday 20 June 2011 17:18

it was the amost-birthed day party

Carian01 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:19

Okay, I get you'd never get over it fully... but a BIRTHDAY PARTY? That's just weird. The parents need legitimate help to move on as much as possible, because that's just not healthy.

Jayderka 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:23

inconsiderate bastard! I hope you rot in hell!

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