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By Paris101 / Friday 22 February 2013 14:51 / United States - Saint Charles
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  lambda_fml  |  40

OR they all could be planning a surprise party for the adorable child.

By  HowieDoIt  |  21

Your name is Paris...if that's where you live I can understand why everyone needs cavities filled ;)

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  HowieDoIt  |  21

No, feel free to bury...I realized too late the "don't brush your teeth" stereotype was british. I am now the stereotype of the uncultured american

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  doodlecloud  |  26

I think you're an uncultured American because you still think Brits don't brush their teeth, not because you got the wrong country initally. We do, and actually, braces are free because of the NHS, so there aren't that many people with bad teeth over here I'm afraid lol.

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  klutz44  |  28

95 - I taught English in Korea for a year. My students thought I ate hamburgers and pizza for every meal. So maybe that's not a stereotype in Europe, but it is in Korea. Stop stereotyping Americans as the only ones that have stereotypes of other countries. Fun fact, they also thought I slept with my shoes on.

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  fergnasty  |  14

102- hate us as you may, our economy still drives your economy. So wish bad things on us, we have a recession and a drone missile coming your way.

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  Agore1  |  2

#104 really? You do realise that every single person, whether that be man, woman or child, owes $2905 EACH to china? And your total worldwide debt is 12.557 trillion. Your country, nor mine for that matter, hold the power anymore. They have to do whatever their debaters want them to.

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  tmmundy  |  17

43...I hate to inform you, but I live in Mississippi and I have always brushed my teeth twice a day, as well as my children, who are now grown. So don't stereotype if you don't know what you're talking about, thanks!

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  ChibiChibi_fml  |  22

The whole thing with a stereotype is that it is based in fact but is not actually fact. For example one of the more well known ones being that women are bad drivers. Everyone knows that not EVERY woman is a bad driver. However women, on average, do get into more accidents then men do. They just get into fewer lethal accidents. So the stereotype stands against women even though there are some awesome female drivers. Therefore it doesn't matter if you brush your teeth or not because you are but one person in a state full of people. You could, for all anyone really knows, be the exception and not the rule. One person can not a stereotype break.

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  kewlkate  |  9

Actually, 110, there isn't any evidence backing that up what-so-ever. Women do, in fact, get into LESS accidents. It's just common belief that men have been and always will be better at the more masculine aspects of life, no matter the recklessness of their ways.

By  woainishamu  |  21

Those parents must have a very active sex life.

By  happylappy  |  21

Writing an FML comment is a lot of pressure. All I can think of as I'm thinking to write a joke or a witty pun is:"oh god! They're going to thumb me down!" Maybe I'm just too stoned.

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  happylappy  |  21

a*

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  Pleonasm  |  31

Reassurance maybe, like when a regular looking girl keeps yapping on about how she's sooo ugly. Attention. To look cool cos she's stoned maybe. Who knows? So many random posts on this site.

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  happylappy  |  21

Sure! I'll explain this to you to clear it all up. This is kind of irrelevant, but you did ask. Usually, when commenting I don't usually have a thought until I get to the comments box. Today after my waking-up morning activities I went on fml. When reading this, I had the urge to comment, but when I got to comments box; I got nothing. So in the end, all I could think of was what I commented, and in my opinion that was the best comment for me in that very moment of my life.

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  happylappy  |  21

It's funny how whenever weed is mentioned the person automatically doesn't smoke weed, or just wants everyone to know. I feel that it would be a different situation it i somehow brought in alcohol, or a cigarette. I WAS just going to leave this alone, but I refuse to be "dissed" by an afro haired man(woman?) with a fake plastic moustache, and a color blind idiot. P.S. moustaches are amazing, but only when they're real, and on my lighter! Maybe you should grow one? It's understandable if your face is not capable of growing a manly moustache. Not every one can : )

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  happylappy  |  21

It didn't take 30 minutes. In that time I managed to make toast, butter it, boil water, pour it into favourite mug, make tea, enjoy it, and then comment back to you.

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  happylappy  |  21

I'm really not trying hard. In that last comment all I was doing was explaining that the above was wrong. It did not take 30 minutes to come up with a comment. It takes maybe one or two? Three minutes at the most.

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35-What the hell are you blathering about? You're the one that made the comment about being 'stoned', and when Pleonasm made a joke about it you go on the attack? That's pretty pathetic. The fact of the matter is, if you don't have anything good to say, or if you don't know what to say, don't bother commenting. If you see any issue with that, then this site very obviously isn't for you.

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