Miscellaneous: Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets....

By Anonymous - 20/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

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By Boyufd - 19/06/2021 00:01

Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML

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By TheHangoverPart4 - 07/09/2022 00:30 - Australia - Waurn Ponds

Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 05:01

Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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By Paris101 - 22/02/2013 14:51 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML

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By Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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dunner12 0

Monday 20 June 2011 12:04

WTF

breathemein 10

Monday 20 June 2011 12:09

my friends parents invite us all over for their daughters birthday to hang out and remember her, when she died 7 years ago, they do it every year.

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walleneve 2

Monday 20 June 2011 21:54

who throws parties like that.?!

SolarGirl32 6

Monday 20 June 2011 22:01

Wow. That's one of the saddest things I've ever heard.

technogirl 0

Monday 20 June 2011 22:05

no respect...

DarknessToLight 5

Monday 20 June 2011 22:13

um not to be mean.. but this is bad on your life how? how about the family who lost the triplets?..

unixdude 9

Monday 20 June 2011 22:13

Hopefully you took a thoughtful present. Like Lysol.

jennybelly 0

Monday 20 June 2011 22:23

I love Justin bieber!

WearingHats 14

Monday 20 June 2011 22:23

#121 You're not the mother of twins. Two of my brothers have died and my mum says she is mother of 7, not 9.

meperson77 1

Monday 20 June 2011 22:25

thats acctually not funny at all. its kinda ****** up.

efrank1987 0

Monday 20 June 2011 22:27

your a dick!

CanadianNarwhal 13

Monday 20 June 2011 22:28

show sympathy for their loss, and I mean that in the most respectful way possible

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