By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada

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Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Wrong kind of ********, champ.

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Alleged_Cranium 7

You don't quite understand what a ******** is? Do you?

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RoseCrystal 17

well that's one way to thin out the gene pool....

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ohmandapants 16

Never dance around, swingin' your penis near a fan.

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Ok, what kind of weird-ass blades are on your fan? I've touched spinning plastic fan blades.. No cut. Homemade knife-fan for cutting your pubes? Bad idea.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

I hope by touch, you mean with a finger! >_>

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skizza_fml 3

I cut my finger on plastic blades, hurts a bit so you don't need knife blades to cut yourself

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soccerstar255212 8

How is this possible?

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perdix 29

Either the OP has a very long, thin penis or they removed the protective grate over the spinning blades. I have to use the latter method, heh-heh-heh;)

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jsteury 0

Not so much as how I can kinda figure that out but, why you would want to I can not figure out

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MaaaanWTF 1

YDI! Everyone knows you gotta use the Dyson Air Multiplier! Duh!

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perdix 29

If you do it just right, you will come harder than any other time in your life. I highly recommend that you keep trying until you perfect your technique. Keep it up! You'll become a fan of the fan;)

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FunwithBumperCar 0

Yes but when he comes it will just blow into his face.

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perdix 29

Nah, ya got to hit it from behind like you would with an ugly girl. That way, your spooge really flies! Master the method, n00b!

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flockz 19

brings new meaning to the phrase: "when shit hits the fan..."

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perdix 29

92-Also to the phrase "Blades of Glory." ;)

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flockz 19

what goes around comes around? lol

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HappyPickles 11

LOL! Although, don't you really mean: "What cums around goes around"?

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chelseaaababyyy 17

i know, i sat there for like ten minutes trying to click it before thinking 'wow, im a dumbass' then clicked on the next fml and clicked the up arrow(:

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