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Ceiling fans aren't that heavy, geez. And it's not like it's that far to fall from the ceiling to your face, like a couple feet maybe depending on how tall you are.

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When we get invaded by aliens you'll be standing there trying to figure out what they are, whether you just woke up in front of a huge movie screen or whether maybe you sleepdrugged yourself with hallucinogens, and either are quite unlikely but in the end you'll stand there so long that @^@$^#&%! happens to you while we've all already gone into hiding.

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I've always had a fear of that happening to me. My fan clicks every second and is really old because I live in a Queenslander.

By  KaySL

And you're still alive, WHY EXACTLY? Darwin's shitting in his grave right now. I bet the OP is a damn teenager, too.

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What the Fuck? ...Today, I smelled something nasty. I became violently ill. It was dog shit in my living (under that area where the ceiling fan used to be). So, I went to see why the dog shit there. I found myself standing in dog shit.

By  APD16

Yeah, the guy who thought up the theory of evolution is annoyed that someone got hurt by a fan *rolls eyes*

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More like he's annoyed the OP was only _hurt_. Seriously, this guy deserves a minor Darwin Award with regrets for not being turned into a blood sprinkler. That or he should enlist in the military as cannon fodder.

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But still. It fell on his -face-. I don't lift many ceiling fans, but I assume they're pretty heavy. Taking something really heavy right to the face (*giggle*) should cause some pretty bad damage, right?

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kaySL you made it sound like you implied it was on when you mentioned "blood sprinkler." a bump on the head by a not spinning ceiling fan wouldn't cause blood. Maybe a bloody nose at the most, but that's all.

1. Find what component of the ceiling fan failed. 2. Repair or replace that component. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!!1!!!one!!

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