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By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 July 2016 00:56 / Canada - Concord
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By  soodytheboi  |  23

"Today, I was spinning around, doing my job, when all of a sudden the guy who sleeps on the top bunk fell onto me. FML" -The Fan Seriously though, I hope you're okay cuz that seems like it would hurt.

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  Tripartita  |  43

Alright, I guess I'll kick things off. Once, I thought I found a four leaf clover, but it was really just a three leafed clover and forced perspective. Then a black cat crossed my path. Anyone else?

By  soodytheboi  |  23

"Today, I was spinning around, doing my job, when all of a sudden the guy who sleeps on the top bunk fell onto me. FML" -The Fan Seriously though, I hope you're okay cuz that seems like it would hurt.

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Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML

By ak_6694 - / Saturday 22 September 2012 07:29 / Australia - Lane Cove

Today, I was driving along when I noticed a kid struggling to push his car up the crest of a hill. I jumped out to help him, and he acted surprised to see me. Once we got the car over the hill, it rolled on down. I then saw that no one was actually in the driver's seat. I'd helped a vandal. FML

By Delanto / Thursday 6 February 2014 16:54 / United States
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