By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada

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Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Wrong kind of ********, champ.

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Alleged_Cranium 7

You don't quite understand what a ******** is? Do you?

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rexgar2000 10

today it took me 15 tries to open this FML. on the other hand you doing it wrong... why is you penis in a fan?

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every1luvsboners 11

Go to the FML below it, then push the arrow up button in the top right corner. (on iPhone)

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rexgar2000 10

damn I always wondered what those arrows were for but never had the courage to hit them lol

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Your comment made me realize something.. Maybe that was the issue : he was using the other hand.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I know the feeling, 13. It's like that in the beginning but then you do it like 42 said. Personally, I enjoy the challenge of clicking until I get it then little by little you'll get used to it and get it on your first shot.

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eejayee 0

me too! took me 15 tries to open it. I suppose you deserve it, but this is still funny as hell.

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SkardeyKat 3

Wow it only took you 15 times? I thought I would never open it!

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Dyehard 9

It only took me like 5 times to get it.

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XavierMedina 0

Yo same ship happened to me.

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J3R3MYY 14

I thought i was te only one with this problem... Seems to be a whole support group here haha.

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bri1215 7

i took about 15 tries too lol

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thatoneitalian 3

Took me two.. XD

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cgarcia9789 0

Hahahaha! And what's more funny is 3rd comments name! "gingerftw" hahaha! It's too early in the mourning right now :S

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biasedshooter 24

It's morning ...

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XxAqwa13xX 6

How the hell did your dick end up there?!

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gothhottie 5

Exactly what I was thinkin

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twofirstnames 12

Haha reminds me of when Peter from Family Guy does the same with a pencil sharpener, but seriously are you that stupid?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Op definitely topped that...

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ambamm135 7

How in gods name did you manage to do that?

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