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I dont see how anyone could manage to get their penis in a pencil sharpener. Well thats just me.

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Well, 170, unless he says something along the lines of "My penis chose to float into the desk-fan." Then, yes, he deserved it.

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No no 209 get out your 18v hammer drill, get a high amp 18v power supply, hardwire to your drill. Take a metal fan blade, and attach it to some sort of shaft and place it in the chuck of your hammer drill. Put it into the high speed hammer and enjoy easy wood cutting and a nice cool breeze.

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I can totally picture that in my head... "Well if my fingers dont fit in the spaces between the bars Im sure as hell my penis wont go through, but just to be on the safe side.... Ooouch sunnuva bitch" Guess youre too overestimate yourself mate

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Apparently 10 year-olds have penises now. It's a fairly recent development, but I thought you should know.

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What in the fucking hell is wrong with u fags I'm 15 so suck my fucking dick damn u guys fucking need to get lives Forreal

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*OP locked in office* "Hmmm, how can I get out?" *OP looks at phone, desk fan, keys in jean pocket* "Hmmm, what would MacGyver do" *OP puts hand on chin and squints eyes* "Fuck it!" *drops pants and begins to fuck fan* Secretary "is everything alright in there?" OP "It worked. Help arrived. I might need this for later" *picks up dick from floor and casually strolls out* This is how I explain it.

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Holy fuck, 6 degrees Celsius? That's practically up there in the sun! I'm surprised Canadians are even fair skinned.

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