Crack!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
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CallMeHush 0

Damn Iphones are like having a trout in your pocket sometimes.

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Starfire22 5

*gives ajjas a stare* but she's not human!! bahahahaha! fool! he thinks Mercy is human! little does he know that my dear Mercy is mechanically challanged! :D

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Ajjas013 6

Then she isn't a decent machine, robot, whatever the **** she is. *Gives stare of triumph* *Goes to get some PopTarts*

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

(suddenly appears in a puff of smoke but without any pants) Um... hi?

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Ajjas013 6

*Offers PopTarts* You look sexy... No pants?Is that your idea of foreplay?

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randomaccountnam 0

YDI for spending far too much on an average phone, and for calling it your "iPhone", as if it is some kind of special entity. It's not.

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vampyre_girly 0

it's not an average phone. it's an iPod touch and a phone. so you can stfu and go sit in a corner

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hobobuster 0

I believe you haven't had the years under your belt to understand what sarcasm is. Please reread randomaccountnam's comment as if he's saying it in a joking matter, to prove that the iPhone really isn't worth the amount of money one spends on it.

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Byrdd 0

first off all the Iphone is not predominatly a phone. its a pc with a phone built in. thats what makes the price so steep not to mention its a crapple product. anyway they arent even expensive anymore unless u are a loser who doesnt pay ur bill thus ruining ur credit. ive owned 12 different models

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

(stares at the pop-tart for a second before throwing it towards Starfire22's head) I SAID I WANTED MY EGGS OVEREASY THIS MORNING!!

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Ajjas013 6

Idk how to cook eggs... But I'll try. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled? Or fertilized?

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CallMeHush 0

(raises a heavy eyebrow in BSR's direction) Morning, they were over easy hours ago, you can have these or the whole rubber chicken.

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Ajjas013 6

@Starfire: ...Nah too easy. @CMH: *Gives the death stare and types angry smileys violently for killing my joke*

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