About Callmehush
Random Thoughts... What has happened here? The Juggies have been replaced with little whinebags that can't take a joke. If it is tourist season why can't we shoot them? Are you looking at me? Love riding, love the mud. At the end of the day, JEEPs Rule! Is it spring yet? PS3 message me, RDR, MW2/SOCOM Yes, I look at profiles. Sue me I'm bored. What can I say, sometimes I dwell in the gutter. Go ahead make me laugh! I'm having fun here, if you expect me to be serious fuggetaboutit. Please remember that you shouldn't take anything you read on the 'net to heart, especially if I write it. Sorry, I'm a grumpy bastard when I post in the early morning. FYL I'm too old for you and you're too young for me. It is called an opinion folks, you can have yours and I'm pretty happy with mine if you can't handle that...BELOW ME and drop an e ;)
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Callmehush's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Anonymous / Wednesday 2 November 2011 20:18 / United States
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